Illustration (Last) Friday: "The Blues"

Haw, haw...get it? Blue jeans! This is inspired by my one-and-only trip to a higher-end jeans store. I was lucky enough to get a gift certificate from my husband for our second (cotton) anniversary. The jeans are great -- and the looooong process of surveying and rating your butt's appearance in scads of different jeans in the mirror with a very helpful but perfect stranger is a surreal experience not to be missed.

Oh, and that's not my butt. It's a stunt butt.