Mmmm....

"Oh, hello."

"'How does it feel to be genetically inferior to me?
Yes, I had that unfortunate experience with Ethan Hawke,but I'm on the rebound and back on the horse with hotelier Andre Baeasjszccz, apparently."

In the beginning....

This will be the ugly appendage-- the redheaded stepchild, if you will-- of my illustration website. It was getting too annoying to update the sketchbook page over and over given my relative (read: total) inexperience with this whole webdesign thing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tom Cruise.